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The Ignorance of Liberal Artists

In the art world, one will rarely (if ever) find any class, taste, standards, or decency, but pure ignorance comes in droves.

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So this semi-functional puddle of piss work of art ought not surprise anyone.

You have to admire the gratitude of liberals. Abuse and ignorance is what W. gets for defending Muslims from tyranny, for fighting a global network of terrorists, for removing a ruthless dictator, for keeping us safe for 8 years under highly  straining circumstances. Be sure about one thing: If W. had a “D” after his name, he’d have bronze statues erected in his honor in Times Square, not urinals made in his image courtesy of a sculptor/jerk.

The Sisyphus Files: The Irrelevance of Modern Art and Aliza Shvarts

The Sisyphus Files: From the Aliza Shvarts School of Artsy Ideas / Meet Professor Pia Lindman

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The 15 Most Expensive Paintings in the World

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Monet Painting Sells for A Lot of Mo_ney

Claude Monet’s painting “Le Bassin aux Nympheas,” seen here, sold for 40.9 million pounds (51.7 million euros, 80.5 million dollars) at an auction in London on Tuesday, smashing the previous record auction price for the artist’s work.
(AFP/HO/File)

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The Delphic Sibyl

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From the Aliza Shvarts School of Artsy Ideas / Meet Professor Pia Lindman

How can anyone take art seriously when artists feel compelled to do this shit?

Thankfully, this is very tame compared to what Yale “art student,” Aliza Shvarts, considered “art.”

Speaking of talent-challenged Ms. Shvarts, while the controversy she caused focused entirely on her, there was one person we all forgot: her advisor, the “performance artist” Ms. Pia Lindman.

Apparently Lindman didn’t do much advising when it came to Shvarts. Upon reviewing some of Lindman’s “art,” however, one shudders to imagine what advice Lindman might have imparted on the 22 year old Shvarts.

Of course, Lindman is much older than 22, so she should know better than post the following revolting comment online:

Working with video, I perceive the act of recording as a performative gesture and part of the content of the work. In residency at the World Financial Center, I submerged a camera in the harbor nearby, in an attempt to create a point of access to an otherwise impenetrable corporate environment further rendered paranoid by the traumas of the World Trade Center disaster.

Confused? You should be. Academics long ago turned writing into an impenetrable fog. Bear with me while I untangle Lindman’s mess:

When I video record something, I make it part of my art. If you thought the corporate types around the WTC were bad before, you shoulda seen what wackjobs they were AFTER 9/11! They wouldn’t let me video record when and where I wanted, so I dunked a camera into the water near the WTC to show what it would look like underwater.

Imperfect, yes, but at least my translation is comprehensible.

So the World Trade Center was an “impenetrable corporate environment” which was “rendered paranoid” by 9/11. I can’t imagine why any corporate environment should be “penetrated.” Nor can I understand why anyone in lower Manhattan would be “paranoid” after their neighborhood was turned into Dante’s Inferno.

Sticking a camera into a harbor was supposed to achieve exactly what? Insofar as it takes zero talent and less imagination to dunk a video camera into water (No, I don’t care how she did it) I cannot fathom how such a project would be deemed “art.”

With this academic “advising” Shvarts, any wonder that Shvarts found phony abortions to be great for an art project?

Yale University, ladies and gentlemen!

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The Irrelevance of Modern Art and Aliza Shvarts

The world of art has long been so irrelevant that it regularly resorts to shock theater. Sadly, legitimate and talented artists toil in obscurity while juvenile hacks are elevated to national attention.

A famous example of such faux-art is “Piss Christ” by Catholic and photographer Andres Serrano. The recipient of a grant by the U.S. National Endowment for the Humanities (also known as “the American taxpayer”), Mr. Serrano depicted a small plastic crucifix submerged in a glass of his urine. As planned, the “Piss Christ” image stirred much controversy.

Piss Christ

Serrano’s work confirmed one of the most reliable rules in the art world: if you lack talent and are desperate for immediate publicity, insult Catholicism.

A second modern artist utilizing shock sans substance is Karen Finley. The “performance artist” has “smeared herself with chocolate, painted with her own breast milk, [and] put Winnie the Pooh in S&M gear…”

(Which must have thrilled the suits at Disney.)

Karen Finley

In contrast to Serrano’s success at the public trough, Finley’s application for the National Endowment for the Arts was rejected. As is common among liberals who feel entitled to government funds, Finley threw a hissy fit and sued the government. Due to the free speech/1st Amendment ramifications involved, the U.S. Supreme Court agreed to hear the case, National Endowment for the Arts v. Finley, in 1998. By a razor-thin margin, Finley lost 8-1. Conservative Justice Antonin Scalia, in a concurring opinion, interpreted the relevant law plainly by declaring that “decency and respect are to be taken into account in evaluating applications.”

Little surprise that Finley sued considering that liberals accept no objective standard for decency (except that there is no objective standard).

Which brings us to the latest court jester in the art world: Aliza Shvarts. A Yale art student, Ms. Shvarts, whose last name could only have led to years of therapy, has stirred controversy with her most recent work.

A Yale University student’s senior art project, which she said documented her bleeding during repeated self-induced abortions, sparked a protest on campus, an outcry on the Internet and debates over morality, medicine, art and academia.

And — it was all faked. Senior Aliza Shvarts told Yale officials Thursday that she didn’t get pregnant and didn’t have abortions. [...]

Shvarts told classmates that she had herself artificially inseminated as often as possible for much of this past year, then took legal, herbal abortifacient drugs and filmed herself in her bathtub cramping and bleeding from the miscarriages. She said her work will include video, a sculpture incorporating her blood mixed with Vaseline wrapped in plastic, and a spoken piece describing what she had done.

[She] told the Yale Daily News that she wanted to provoke debate about the relationship between art and the human body but that the intention of the piece was not to scandalize anyone.

Indeed, who could possibly be scandalized by filming do-it-yourself abortions?

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Aliza Shvarts

“Provoking debate” is the convenient shibboleth of those who are caught committing acts of gross idiocy. Apparently as long as society is forced to jabber about something, the underlying controversy, filming your faked abortions and expecting people to believe that it’s art, is somehow justified.

Shvarts’s art (“Shv_art”?) has created an outcry (and rightly so), but the project shouldn’t surprise anyone. Faked or not, Shvarts’s hideous brain child is the logical and natural result of decades of policies and laws which debase abortion to a common surgery with little or no moral ramification. In such an environment, a faked abortion is a mundane enough act to be worthy of filming and exposition. If you are offended, well, Shvarts merely intended to provoke debate.

As one of the premier and selective universities on the planet (charging around $45,000 a year), it would be reasonable to expect the art from any Yale student should reflect some maturity and talent. Apart from the her shameless dishonesty, Shvarts lacked taste, talent and judgment.

So she’d certainly fit in the art world.

The Sisyphus Files: From The Aliza Shvarts School of Artsy Ideas

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