The ripple effect from the collapsed housing market continues. Great job, Democrats. It takes a ton of talent to kcuf things up THIS badly.
Did you think the prized diamond of the American economy, the pornography industry, was recession proof? Bah! When Congress is throwing money around like water at restaurant tables, anyone (except the average taxpayer) is fully eligible for “free” money.
Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.
“The take here [Great choice of words -- Ed.] is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”
A message to Owen Moogan,
Your arrogance aside, yes, it is very much for us to determine. It is OUR money. It is the taxpayer’s money for which you beg like a horse sucking on oats. Yes, it is for us to determine whether you take OUR money for your parasitic industry or not.
Moreoever, if your request was not “the most serious thing in the world,” then why are you bothering to make the request? Do you normally beg for $5 billion of tax payer money under regular circumstances? Clearly, it may not be the most serious, but $5 billion is a hell of alot of money to simply give away for the purpose of paying for the drug and alcohol habits of men and women (mainly women aged 18-26) with no family, no love, no roots, no future.
Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry’s survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people.”
Yes, Mr. Francis. The “cherished” porn industry is the equivalent of General Motors and the myriad of banks bailed by the American taxpayer.
This coming from a man who has spent time in jail and who uses drunken women for his personal bank accounts.
“People are too depressed to be sexually active,” Flynt said in the statement. “This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex.”
Priorities 101. Yes, Mr. Flynt. People always give up their cars in exchange for regular sex.
Americans are losing their homes, their jobs, and are economically insecure, but GOD FORBID we are “too depressed to be sexually active.” In that case, Mr. Flynt might not be able to purchase another gold wheelchair.
Yes, Mr. Francis, Mr. Flynt, Mr. Moogan: you three are EXACTLY the type of parasitic trolls to whom the American public should consider giving money.
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