They are failing.
Miserably.
Since Governor Sarah Palin was selected as v.p. nominee, journalism has become the slimiest, most unethical profession on earth. Ambulance chasers Attorneys appear angelic by comparison. Liberals have morphed into zoo chimps tossing turds on a wall hoping one will stick.
So far, nothing has stuck to Palin, but credit her opponents for their great imaginations.
Below is a list I’ve compiled in the epic saga, “Palinpalooza: The Desperation of Liberals.” (Everything I do, I do for you, Reader.) Believe it or not, the list may not be complete!
Please leave a comment if you have any new (or old) chapter to add to my Palinpalooza list.
- Palin is inexperienced;
- Palin has no executive experience;
- Palin is bad mother / Palin should not work with 5 kids;
- Palin shouldn’t have boarded a plane whilst pregnant;
- Daughter Bristol is pregnant (see item #3);
- Unjustly/illegally fired a state trooper;
- Palin has been photographed in a bikini;
- Palin has been photographed in birthday suit;
- Photos of Bristol “partying”;
- Palin “slashed” the budget for “special needs” children;
- Palin “slashed” the budget for teen pregnancy;
- Palin sought to ban dozens of books at local library;
- Sarah Palin infidelity; (Determined to be bullshit. Try again, libtards.)
- Sarah Palin referred to Barack Obama as “Sambo” (Questionable source. Submitted to Department of BS Review);
- Creation of website mocking 4 1/2 month old Trig Palin’s Down Syndrome (website still exists, seeking immediate removal).
Charlie at Explorations has a list of “Palin Rumors.”
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