Global Warming Can Do It All!
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the all purpose and ever-flexible cause: global warming! It can easily fit into any problem, tragedy, nuisance, catastrophe or disaster. Simply apply the term “global warming” to any negative event or issue you wish and you too can overhype the importance of global warming!
Surge in fatal shark attacks blamed on global warming by Richard Luscombe
May 3, 2008 at 9:52 pm
I blame global warming on everything, being facetious of course.
May 4, 2008 at 6:57 am
peak9:
With a little creativity and effort, you will see that global warming is behind all our problems!
May 5, 2008 at 7:56 am
Yes by all means, global warming, which first occured during the formation of the solar system, is responsible for all life, all weather, and all things.
Some of you more emotional people would refer to the sun as God. You get all spiritual about things, and yes, one could argue the sun is God and without the sun, there would be little time to express your minute opinions about the lack of God.
It doesn’t take any creativity at all to explain all things from a warming rock floating around a controlled fusion explosion.
But I like to refer to my “car in the garage” analogy.
You wouldn’t leave the garage door closed with the engine running.
Your car replaces the atmosphere with poison.
Now imagine a world where 100 million cars are running 24/7 and the little creatures who operate them think the garage door is open on the world.
Scientists explain that gases cannot always float out the window.
But the busy little human, on his warming world really isn’t equipped to fully understand the impact of his behavoir, just one day the salmon are gone from the pacific northwest, the mississippi river is overtaken by chinese carp, and the firemen in the west are amazed at the size of the forest fires.
Climate destabilization is being monitored, and scientists are trying to understand, but god is a big subject, and we little humans might like to think we have all the answers, but the questions are much larger than our current genetic responses are programmed to interpret.
Have you heard about the humans who think if they kill another human that the spirit of their kill will be their slave in heaven? Now those humans are alive on earth today, and yes, they actually belive that.
So I blame all things on global warming. And even when the earth is completly covered in glaciers, it will still be warm enough for life. But you and me will be a bit too big to survive that change.
Adaptation is key to survival. The primary purpose is to recognize changes in your environment that may require adaptation. The people of Pompeii really loved their beach view.
Short term profits were great, but being buried alive really messed things up. All those kids born on Pompeii were raised by parents like you and me, who thought if they were born somewhere, it must be safe.